"You want a kiss? You're too far. My flying powers only work on Wednesdays!" - Walmart in Burleson, April 15th

"I'm not. But I do have six kids. No way, I don't" [When asked if she was pregnant] - Access Hollywood

"It's gettin hot in herre....yeah" - VH1

"I just dorked out."

"Oh my God! I thought you meant thong! I was like What?! I'm not gonna prance around in a thong." - MTV's Making the Video (BYL)

"I didn't sport it because I lost it, and 'ghetto Kelly' couldn't afford another one so I had to let the hole grow back in and get it pierced again!" [Talking about her nose ring] - Entertainment Tonight

"I'm going on vacation...for four days!" - MTV's Diary

"[Whispers] I wore my wrinkled pants to Rodeo Drive" - MTV's Diary

"I totally do not believe in back up plans. Like if you want something that bad, go for it.. I knew that performing was what I wanted to do. So I went for it, without a back up plan!" - MTV's Diary

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" - MTV's Diary

"What would I pose for? The Itty Bitty Ti--y Comitee?" - CNN Headline News

"Get your own food and drinks people." - CNN Headline News

"I don't think God would give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress."

"I want a cookie, can I have a cookie? There's a brownie!" - TV Guide

"We're not like podunk. I showed up without shoes because i forgot them." [Talking about showing up to school without shoes]

"I am so pumped. I could seriously like forget my words and just be like WOO, I dont care, I'm in Dallas." - TRL (tour)

"Orange Dream Machine" [Throws arms up in the air] - MTV's Diary

"That was such a powernap." - MTV's Diary

"I cry at like Hallmark commercials, people, I cry at everything."

"Somebody was like, 'You know, these hoochie shorts and this little tube top would look great on you' and I'd be like, well good, but i'm gonna wear this!" - MTV's Diary

"I was like, yeah, let's go! [Claps] Let's do some TRL moments and leave!" - MTV's Diary

"I'm like 'Hey! My name's Kelly!..I'm selling thin mints, does anyone want some?" - Jay Leno

"The lord is-- he's a wonderful thing."

"Cool beans"

"But, in Texas, 350 miles is like right next door!" - American Idol

"I feel like i'm dating Bob, i see Bob everywhere i go." - MTV's Diary [on Bob from ET]

" 'That them there done good' , nah, we don't talk like that." - Jay Leno

"They showed the footage of my town on the show, and it's like, the lawn mower shop.. i didn't-- i didn't even know we had a lawn mower shop" - Jay Leno

"He's probly a great guy, Jack, i just don't know him." - Jay Leno

"I want an Orange Dream Machine, even though it's got ice cream in it..I don't care." - MTV's Diary

"No, girl, i'm livin' in Texas, i don't care how many times i have to fly, i need my roots, yeah!"

"Oh my gosh! There's actual people out here!" - American Idol

"I'm gonna stop you right there [Shakes pen] This is a pen, not a magic wand. Creepy old man, yes, American Idol, no." - Mad TV

"I am kicking every guy's crappy car off the cliff." - TRL Backstage at "Low" video shoot

"I'm still going to eat burgers and fries so you can kiss my butt." - Diary

"Fans are the real reason why every artist is here. People forget that sometimes, but it's the one thing I'll never forget" - Ccomplete Woman Magazine

"Duka, duka, duka" - American Idol

"Ya'll can come pawty with us 'cause we're fixin to have a little pawty." - MTV Masking the Video BYL

"Everybody and there dog knew that Justin was gonna be in the final ten, so the whole thing with our group was, hmmm who is gonna be the next two?" - American Idol

"what? i can't have carbs now? Bread is good people. Jesus ate bread! How do you think i got these chubby cheeks and big butt?? -Access Hollywood